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You, however, did not.įOR BEATRICE- CHAPTER One The stretch of road that leads out of the city…ĬHAPTER Two “Doesn’t Sunny like coconut?” Uncle Monty asked. I am bound to record these tragic events, but you are free to put this book back on the shelf and seek something lighter.įor Beatrice- My love for you shall live forever. In fact, within the pages you now hold in your hands, the three siblings endure a car accident, a terrible odor, a deadly serpent, a long knife, a large brass reading lamp, and the reappearance of a person they’d hoped never to see again. If you know anything at all about the unlucky Baudelaire children, you already know that even pleasant events lead down the same road to misery. The story may seem cheery at first, when the Baudelaire children spend time in the company of some interesting reptiles and a giddy uncle, but don’t be fooled. THE REPTILE ROOM by LEMONY SNICKET Illustrations by Brett Helquistĭear Reader, If you have picked up this book with the hope of finding a simple and cheery tale, I’m afraid you have picked up the wrong book altogether. He spends his days wandering the countryside weeping and moaning and his evenings eating hastily-prepared meals.A Series of Unfortunate Events BOOK the Second

He is a broken man, wracked with misery and despair as a result of writing A Series Of Unfortunate Events. Until recently, he was living somewhere else. He grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. He was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well. Then again, why trouble yourself with the unfortunate resolutions? Avoid these books in Lemony Snicket's international bestselling series and you'll never have to know what happens! The siblings endure a car accident, a terrible smell, a deadly serpent, a long knife, a brass reading lamp, and the re-appearance of a person they hoped to never see again. But if you must know what unpleasantries befall the charming and clever Baudelaire children read on. You still have time to choose something else to read. There is nothing to be found in the pages of these books but misery and despair. The Reptile Room : A Series of Unfortunate Events : Book 2